CHINESE NEW YEAR, BABEHH!
okay, truth be told, i
dread chinese new year. you have to visit relatives you hardly even know exist and eat weird ass stuff that make your stomach churn. i mean, it’s not that i’m not embracing my own culture, but there’s just some stuff i can’t stand about cny. i mean, all i love is the
food, the
red packets and the
holidays.
ahh,
so what do you do when you don’t have relatives to visit and have a buddy who equally despises the lunar new year?HANG OUT, DUH!and who’s that lovely bitch? NONE OTHER THAN MY
BELOVED BAOBEI! 
ahh, so first up,
KARAOKE! and yes, i sang a lot of really gay songs! woohoo!
CHEERS TO ALL YOU GAY SONG SINGERS OUT THERE! like HELLOOOOO, i can’t help it, most of the songs are either oldies or gay. and i’m still young, so yeah.
and apart from just singing, what can you do in the karaoke room? CAMWHORE, of course!
HELLO HOTTIE
HELLO MAD WOMAN
YES, I’M FAKING A DEMURE POSE
SHOUTOUT TO MY SINGAPOREAN READERS. i REALLY pity you people, man. like only one out of forty of you guys have actually played with pop pops, sparklers, dragon eggs or fireworks. sad, eyh? vykky here isn’t local and has played with all these cny childhood goodies. try not to feel too jealous as you read this post, okay prettay people?
introducing,
SPARKLERS! i’m pretty darn sure these aren’t banned. i’ve seen them being sold before. so yeah,
YAY YOU PEOPLE WON’T MISS OUT.



we also played with
POP POPS that night. okay, poppops are EXTREMELY FUN. baobei and i had a poppop distance throwing competition! and needless to say, I WON! okay, not exactly, it was kind of a tie, but whatever.
SHE SHOOTS,
SHE SCORES!
- NOT
oh did i mention, THESE REALLY
IRRITATING KIDS KEPT SURROUNDING US! they were all “oooooh what’s that?” and
“ahh! BOMB!”. ARRRRGH. irritating. and we were so afraid we might accidentally throw the pop pops at their heads and cause their brains to explode or burn their puny faces with the sparklers or maybe, accidentally STEPPING ON THEM! awwww, poor little innocent children. ANYWAY, the point is, we kept shifting. so we kind of went
PLAYGROUND HOPPING!and i couldn’t resist not camwhoring in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night!





DOESN’T SHE LOOK LIKE AN ARSONIST?!
A HEART? AN APPLE? THE LETTER ‘M’?
and it was just a random idea, but i just couldn’t help not taking bitchy photos! I MEAN LIKE
TOTALLAAYYYY *said in really bitchy and bimbotic tone*



SADLY, we stopped our nonsense pretty early cause baobei had to go home AWWWWW. oh well, at least we still have leftovers for another late night out!
I LOVE YA <3>
